Simpsons Tapped Out: Squidport Quest Line Part 3

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This is Part 3 of our Squidport Main Quest Line Walkthough. This completes the main story line for the first release of the Squidport. We will have one more post today for the Premium Items quests.

Sea Captain – Y’arr, I have depleted the ocean of all her delicious sea life.
SC – What Homer did to my restaurant, I did to Poseidon’s endless wonderland. So, I can see how he’d be sore at me.
SC – it’s going to take a bit o’ sweet talkin’ to get the bounty of the sea flowing again.

The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 5
Make Sea Captain Pray to Poseidon – 0/1 – 12 hours, 420c, 100xp

Sea Captain – Poseidon and Neptune have decided they will only be appeased if we build more random stores on the boardwalk.
SC – I know, I was as surprised as you. Gods, huh? Who can figure ’em out?

Squidport Pt. 13
Have Boardwalk Sections – 0/21
Reach Level 16 and Build Turban Outfitters – 0/1 – 61500, 24 hours

TURBAN OUTFITTERS QUEST

Homer – Hey Apu, they just opened a turban shop! You might want to check it out.
Apu – Mr. Simpson! That is racist! Why should I have any more interest in turbans than any other citizen of Springfi–
A – *gasp* is that a Marathi Pheta? *bigger gasp* in saffron?! I’ve been looking for that.
A – OMG! A rack of pagadis! My credit card is going to get a work-out today!

Turbanites
Make Apu Try On Turbans – 4 hours, 175c, 45xp

Mr Burns – A turban shop?
B – Why I haven’t worn on of these since my days in Bangladesh when I was dabbing in Colonialism.
B – That was back when suzerainty meant something!

Over There
Make Mr Burns Try On Turbans – 4 hours, 175c, 45xp

END TURBAN OUTFITTERS QUEST

Sea Captain – Y’arr, salty air and sand have caused me tattoos to fade. That and the obsessive hand washing brought on by me OCD.
SC – Time I go in for some fresh ink!

Squidport Pt. 14
Have Boardwalk Sections – 0/25
Reach Level 17 and Build My First Tattoo – 0/1 – 54500, 24 hours

MY FIRST TATTOO QUEST

Bart – Whoa! There’s a tattoo shop on the boardwalk now!
B – Kids under twelve get a discount! I’m in!
Milhouse – I want one that says, “Peanut Allergy”, so I’ll never have to worry about losing my medic-alert bracelet.
B – Okay, we’re gonna do that thing again where we act like we don’t know each other.
M – Yay! That’s my favorite Best Friend Game!

My First Tattoo
Make Bart Browse for Tattoos – 0/1 – 4 hours, 175c, 45xp
Make Milhouse Browse for Tattoos – 0/1 – 4 hours, 175c, 45xp

Bart – I’ve decided! I want a tattoo of Radioactive Man surfing on a wave of lava covering my entire back.
Milhouse – Whoa, is that a needle?
B – It looks like a needle, but I’m sure it doesn’t– Aaaaaah!
B – I’ve changed my mind! I’ll just go with what we’ve got. Just a squiggly… dot.
M – That’s gonna look cool, Bart. Especially when the scab falls off.

END MY FIRST TATTOO QUEST

Lisa – Mr. Sea Captain? As much as I love your quaint restaurant, there really isn’t many breakfast options.
Sea Captain – What are ye talking about? The swim bladder of a kipper is a breakfast delicacy on Norwegian prison ships.
L – Be that as it may, I think vegetarians would prefer, pretty much anything else. How about muffins?
SC – Vegetarians? Preachy blowhards! But I suppose their money’s gree enough. Let’s build your Muffin shop!

Squidport Pt. 15
Have Boardwalk Sections – 0/27
Reach level 18 and Build Much Ado About Muffins – 0/1 – 48500, 24 hours

MUCH ADO ABOUT MUFFINS QUEST

Moe – Muffins, eh?
M – I don’t normally go for fancy-schmancy snacks, but maybe its time I started treating myself to the finer things in life.

Much Ado About Muffins
Make Moe Try A Muffin – 4 hours, 175c, 45xp

Moe – Wait. This is a muffin? It’s just a cupcake with no frosting and a whole lotta attitude.
M – I don’t need my food acting like it’s too good for me just because it is. Into the trash you go!
M – Hey look, a muffin from out of the trash – now that I can eat!

END MUCH ADO ABOUT MUFFINS QUEST

Sea Captain – The gods have seen that our hearts are true and that we are trying to please them.
SC – Still, they want us to build a store whose name doesn’t, in any way, explain what kind of products the store sells. They were that specific.

Squidport Pt. 16
Have Boardwalk Sections – 0/31
Reach Level 19 and Build Crypto Barn – 0/1 – 81000, 24 hours

Sea Captain – Y’arr, let the bells ring out! The Sea Gods have accepted our offering! The oceans are once again roiling with bountiful sea life. And we are killing it as fast as we can.
SC – And best of all, my restaurant is turning a moderate profit, all thanks to my renewed humility and mindfulness.
SC – And the sign I put over the door: “No Fatties!”
Homer – D’oh!

Martin – The Crypto Barn: A Place For Codes. This may be my favorite store ever.
Milhouse – A place for codes? What does that even mean?
Martin – Isn’t it obvious? They sell codes and code-related supplies. All kinds of codes: Computer, Moral, health…
Milhouse – Wow, this is great!
Martin – I know, I could spend hours and hours here!
Milhouse – No, this store sucks, it’s great that I’ve finally found someone dorkier than me.

Loads of Codes
Make Martin Go to the Crypto Barn – 0/1 – 4 hours, 175c, 45xp
Make Milhouse Go to the Crypto Barn – 0/1 – 4 hours, 175c, 45xp

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