Simpsons Tapped Out: Squidport Quest Line Part 1

This entry is part [part not set] of 3 in the series Simpsons Tapped Out - Squidport

Here is the first part of our complete Squidport expansion quest guide. Enjoy.

Homer – D’oh!
Lisa – What’s wrong, Dad?
H – Oh, that wasn’t an annoyed “d’oh” — I was just thinking about “dough”.
H – Like the delicious fried dough they used to sell down at the waterfront.
H – Get in the car, kids! We’re going to the Squidport!
L – Dad, remember? You blew up the town. There is no Squidport.
H – D’oh!
H – That one was an annoyed d’oh.
L – I suppose we could rebuilt the Squidport. It’d be nice to see our town finally stretch down to the water.
H – Get in the car, kids! We’re going to rebuild the Squidport!
L – Nobody “gets in cars” anymore. We all just walk around aimlessly on the streets.
H – D’oh!
L – Which kind was that?
H – Little of both.

Squidport Pt. 1
Buy a Beach Expansion – 0/1
Buy a Water Expansion – 0/1

Homer – Okay, water expansion bought!
H – …and it was surprisingly easy considering it’s prime oceanfront property and all my money is fake.
L – Great! Now we can build the Squidport Entrance.
H – You know what they say: “Every great building begins with the door!”
L – Who says that?
H – I dunno, building builders, I assume.

Squidport Pt. 2
Place Squidport Entrance – 0/1 – 4500, Instant

Homer – Mmm, fried dough. A plate-sized glob of wet flour, deep fried and covered with whipped cream… Ow! Chest pains!
H – I need to exercise. By walking a short distance along the boardwalk to get the the Fried Dough Stand.

Squidport Pt. 3
Place Boardwalk Sections – 0/4

Homer – Ah, the Squidport! Full of charming junkies and colorful runaways, attracted by the smell of carnival food and shady merchants…
H – Wait a minute! My Squidport doesn’t have any of that!
Lisa – Dad? Is something wrong?
H – No, Sweetie. Daddy just has to have a talk with some of his real estate partners.
H – STUPID WATERFRONT! EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF THE JUNKIES AND RUNAWAYS!

Squidport Pt. 4
Make Homer Swear at the Ocean – 0/1 – 12 hours, 420c, 100xp

Homer – Uh-oh, did I blow another brain vessel? I think I’m hallucinating a house out there… in the ocean.
H – No, it’s real! It’s some kind of house/boat hybrid! Hmmm, I wonder what you call that?

The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 1
Place Sea Captain’s Houseboat – 0/1 – 15000c, instant

Sea Captain (Oddballs) – Character Unlocked!

Sea Captain – Y’arr, who be doing all that squalling and cussing at the sea? Ye made me sailors blush. Seriousy, some of them cried.
Homer – Sorry, sometimes I have a potty mouth. Anyhoo, who the F@#& are you?
SC – Captain McCalister. Just let in from a long haul at sea.
SC – Been at Madagascar and at Malabar and spent half a hundred days floating ’round that giant garrrbage patch in the Pacific.
SC – Y’arr that last one tweren’t intentional.
SC – But sit ye down and have a yarn with the Captain. I’ll tell of a ship that near went under, her belly laden with conterfeit Kindle Fires.
H – Eh, I’m not really much for listening to people.
SC – Did I mention thar’d be rum by the bucketfull?
H – Yarn away! Don’t leave anything out!

The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 2
Make Sea Captain Tell a Tall Tale – 0/1 – 4 hours, 175c, 45xp

Sea Captain – Y’arr, the Squidport! This old seadog has spent many a silver here, having me caricature made and eating Dipping Dots.
SC – Tho something’s different now, can’t lay a finger on it.
SC – Wait, I have it — it’s become totally lame.
Homer – I know, right? You can’t buy a fried anything or squoosh a penny into a worthless flat oval.
SC – Me men’ll get this place into ship-shape. The finest builders what sailed the seas!
Lisa – It makes sense that sailors would know carpentry. They have to constantly repair the ship.
SC – Aye. We’ll start by building a logo store to increase footfalls and up the spill-over effect.
L – Okay, now it’s making less sense.
SC – Sailors must also be well versed in mall-science and neuromarketing.

Squidport Pt. 5
Build the Itchy & Scratchy Store – 0/1 – 32000, 24 hours

ITCHY & SCRATCHY STORE QUEST

Bart – Gather together your birthday card twenties and “get well soon” fives! We’re going to the Itchy and Scrathy store!
Milhouse – Yes! Luckily I went to the ER three times last month, so I’m flush with cash!

They Fight and Buy-It
Make Milhouse Browse the Itchy & Scrathy Store – 0/1 – 4 hours
Make Bart Browse the Itchy & Scrathy Store – 0/1 – 4 hours

Milhouse – That place is a rip-off, Bart. This Scratchy keychain is clearly a re-painted Garfield with an ax in his head.
Bart – This Itchy and Scratchy ball bounces funny and makes my eyes water when I smell it. Also, it’s stamped with the words “Warning: Not a Toy!”
M – I just found money in my other pocket!
B – What are we waiting for? Let’s buy more crap!

END ITCHY & SCRATCHY STORE QUEST

Sea Captain – T’is a start, but a short boardwalk is like a peg-leg dancing girl. If she’s right there, you’ll look at ‘er, but enh. Ye need to build more Boardwalk.
Homer – How do we do that? I mean, I know… but explain it slowly for the people who aren’t as smart as me am.
SC – Head ye over to the Squidport Entrance and then, er… I don’t know, just build it.

Squidport Pt. 6
Build a Boardwalk Section at the Squidport Entrance – 0/1

Sea Captain – And ye can always speed the work with donuts!
Homer – What a surprise.

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