This is the full quest guide for the main quest line for the level 33 update for Simpsons Tapped Out in both text and video! The entire series is 25 parts and lasts 274 hours (11.41) days. Enjoy!

Bad Cops Pt. 1
Snakes Starts
Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E Mart – 0/1 – 60m, 70c, 17xp

Bad Cops Pt. 2
Starts Automatically
Place the S.W.A.T. Van – 0/1 – 225000c, instant
Receive LOU and EDDIE (Civil Servants)

Bad Cops Pt. 3
Wiggum Starts
Place Training Wall – 0/1 – 270c, instant
Make Eddie Train for Action – 0/1 – 12h, 420c, 100xp

Bad Cops Pt. 4
Wiggum Starts
Make Lou Study Evidence – 0/1 – 60m, 70c, 17xp
Make Wiggum Eat at Krusty Burger – 0/1 – 30m, 40c, 10xp
Make Eddie Eat at Krusty Burger – 0/1 – 30m, 40c, 10xp

Bad Cops Pt. 5
Eddie Starts
Make Cletus Go in for Questioning – 0/1 – 8h, 275c, 70xp

Code Brown
Homer Starts
Make Homer Break Into The Brown House and Watch TV – 0/1 – 3m, 6c, 2xp
Make Bart Paintball in the Brown House – 0/1 – 2h, 110c, 27xp
Make Cletus Harvest Copper Wire in the Brown House – 0/1 – 3h, 135c, 35xp
Make Wiggum Nap in the S.W.A.T. Van – 0/1 – 6h, 225c, 55xp

Unusual Suspects Pt. 1
Eddie Starts
Make Homer Go in for Questioning – 0/1 – 8h, 275c, 70xp

Unusual Suspects Pt. 2
Lou Starts
Make Lou Persue Criminals – 0/1 – 4h, 175c, 45xp
Make Eddie Track Down Criminals – 0/1 – 4h, 175c, 45xp

Unusual Suspects Pt. 3
Kent Brockman Starts
Make Wiggum Nap in the S.W.A.T. Van – 0/1 – 6h, 225c, 55xp

Moe Town
Moe Starts
Make Moe Spy on Midge – 0/1 – 12h, 420c, 100xp

Unusual Suspects Pt. 4
Wiggum Starts
Make Snake Con Money from Old People – 0/1 – 8h, 275c, 70xp

Unusual Suspects Pt. 5
Wiggum Starts
Make Lou Interview Suspects – 0/1 – 12h, 420c, 100xp

Springfield Confidential Pt. 1
Fat Tony Starts
Make Fat Tony Get Rid of a Problem – 0/1 – 12h, 420c, 100xp
Make Legs Sell Smuggled Goods – 0/1 – 8h, 275c, 70xp
Make Louie Perform a Hit – 0/1 – 8h, 275c, 70xp

Crackdown Pt. 1
Wiggum Starts
Make Wiggum Go on a Stake Out – 0/1 – 24h, 600c, 150xp

Crackdown Pt. 2
Wiggum Starts
Make Criminals Serve Time – 0/20 – 24h, 600c, 150xp

NOTE: This Quest is AWESOME. Very simple but everyone has their own lines on why they do or do not deserve to go to jail. By my count (and I am missing a lot of event characters and skins as I just started playing) 29 different characters can be sent to jail. Herman, probably by accident, does not have text though.

Apu – While I consider this arrest unjust, I will confess that a night in jail is perferable to taking care of eight small children.
Barney – I love jail. Prison wine is better than Moe’s beer and I don’t get beat up after I pass out.
Cletus – An inside outhouse what’s got a sink on top of it? Free orange clothes? This is the fanciest place i’s ever been in’.
Comic Book Guy – This is infinitely worse than the Negative Zone Prison Alpha operated by S.H.I.E.L.D. I demand to see your Tony Stark!
Dr. Hibbert – I’m telling you, it wasn’t a drug deal! I was just giving Chester money to fix my shed.
Dr. Nick – Hi, everybody! Free plastic surgery in exchange for protecting me on the inside. I can make you look like George Clooney… although sometimes it comes out like Rosemary Clooney. Buy any Clooney is good, right?
Duffman – Duffman is being approached by seven dudes with tattos on their faces. Oh, no!
Grampa – Why? I didn’t kill nobody or steal nothing or sell my pills to those bullies for a dollar a pop like I did in that dream. Wait, who took my pills and why do I have all these dollars?
Hank Scorpio – My dear officers, when I get out, I’ll double your salaries to come work for me, and we’ll take over the world! Are these potatoes peeled well enough?
Hans Moleman – I accidentally tunneled my way INTO jail?! Ohhhhhh.
Herman – BLANK
Homer – I thought Free-to-Play meant I could just take the phone from the myPhone store.
Krusty – I can’t be in jail — I’m a celebrity! What is no one recongizes me?!
Luigi – Thrown in jail like a-spaghetti on-a a wall. And-a my only crime is being a cultural stereotype-a!
Marge – I know that I didn’t come to a complete stop at that stop sign, but our car’s transmission falls out when you do that.
Moe – I get put in the slammer for an illegal U-turn? Well ain’t that a laugh. You should see what I got in my basement!
Mr. Burns – What ho, hoosegow-mates’. Shall we all go take a gander at the strongmen in the outdoor gymnasium? Why are you pointing that dangerously sharp toothbrush at me?
Mrs. Krabappel – Overcrowding, dangerous occupants, horrible food – I’ll go anywhere as long as it’s not back to that school
Ned – Just to be clear, roomie, you’d like me to point this soap that’s been carved to look like a gun at the guard when he brings dinner? And he knows this is a joke? Well, I do love jokes!
Otto – That was not weed, man! It was oregano for my oregano brownies. Hey, you want a lid of Bob Marley Hawaiian Skunk oregano?
Professor Fink – If you permit me to access my Frink-O-Pod, I can travel back in time to prevent this crime from every being committed. Plus that will allow the writer who agreed to write all these prison jokes to say no!
Quimby – Outside these wall I’m the mayor. Inside them, I, er, seem to be a ring girl for Mexican mafia yard fights.
Rev. Lovejoy – Lord, I’ve been in your service for fifteen years. I’ve prayed to you every day. Would it be too much to ask you to listen to me just once and get my out of this friggin’ stinkhole?!
Sideshow Mel – I have started Theatricum Prisonicum! But Snake was cast as Hamlet instead of me, so now I am boycotting Theatricum Prisonicum!
Skinner – Call the school and anyone will tell you that this must be a Bart Simpson prank. So you can forget that strip search that you’re about to… doooooooooooooo!
Smithers – My name is C. Montgomery Burns. I’m one hundred and fifteen years old and I’m ready to serve my time.
Snake – I was fine with prison overcrowding when it was hardcore criminals… but all these moms, dads, doctors, and teachers is cruel and unusual punishment!
Wiggum – Hey! I was just cleaning out this cell and the door locked behind me. Hello? Funny mistake because we all know how cops get treated in prison. Oh God.
Willie – I had me a choice of roommate between a Mexican gang killer and an Englishman who jaywalked. Jose and I are getting along just dandy.

Crackdown Pt. 3
Wiggum Starts
Make Youth Serve Time – 0/6 – 24h, 600c, 150xp
Milhouse – I wasted my one phone call, but I had to vote on America’s Top Runway Model!
Martin – Improbably, prisoners have women interested in marrying them. So now finally there is hope for me!
Kearney – I keep telling you people, I’m not a kid. I HAVE a kid. Take him instead.
Bart – Whoa, this is like Scared Straight… but without the tutoring and talk from mentors. I could get used to this!
Ralph – This camp smells hurty.
Squeaky Voice Teen – Can I put this on my resume as an internship?
Lisa – I’m following in the footsteps of Nelson Mandela and Benazir Bhutto. I wounder if they missed their Malibu Stacy dolls too?
Nelson – Prison? Wow, I kind of jumped right to the end of my life story. Oh well, at least I got to skip a lot of boring stuff.

Crackdown Pt. 4
Kent Brockman Starts
Make Brockman Go in for Questioning – 0/1 – 8h, 275c, 75xp

Crackdown Pt. 5
Wiggum Starts
Make Lou Teach Reform School – 0/1 – 4h, 175c, 45xp
Make Bart Attend Reform School – 0/1 – 4h, 175c, 45xp
Make Milhouse Attend Reform School – 0/1 – 4h, 175c, 45xp

Springfield Confidential Pt. 2
Quimby Starts
Make Quimby Collect Bribes – 0/1 – 4h, 175c, 45xp
Make Fat Tony Fix Races – 0/1 – 2h, 110c, 27xp

Springfield Confidential Pt. 3
Fat Tony Starts
Make Fat Tony Collect Construction Kickbacks – 0/1 – 8h, 275c, 70xp
Make Legs Sell Smuggled Goods – 0/1 – 8h, 275c, 70xp
Make Louie Collect Tribute – 0/1 – 12h, 420c, 100xp

Springfield Confidential Pt. 4
Eddie Starts
Make Lou Investigate Corruption – 0/1 – 12h, 420c, 100xp
Make Eddie Investigate Corruption – 0/1 – 12h, 420c, 100xp

Springfield Confidential Pt. 5
Lou Starts
Make Quimby Serve Time – 0/1 – 24h, 600c, 150xp

Springfield Confidential Pt. 6
Wiggum Starts
Make Fat Tony Run Organized Crime from Prison – 0/1 – 24h, 600c, 150xp
Make Legs Take a break in the Slammer – 0/1 – 4h, 175c, 45xp
Make Louie Take a break in the Slammer – 0/1 – 4h, 175c, 45xp

Springfield Confidential Pt. 7
Lisa Starts
Make Lisa Do Next Week’s Homework – 0/1 – 24h, 600c, 150xp

END LEVEL 33 QUEST LINE