Simpsons Tapped Out: Krustyland Quests: The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 21 to 30

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This is the second part of our main quest line series for Krustyland. This covers parts 21 to 30.

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Krusty – Listen, Comic Book Guy. You know theme parks. How would you rate mine?
Comic Book Guy – I absolutely love it. One-and-a-half stars.
K – Yikes. That’s kinda harsh.
CBG – Well, your rides are dated. They move too much.
CBG – A truly first-rate modern ride is where you sit in a fake car and watch a 3-D movie that almost convinces me you you’re moving in real life.
K – That’s moronic!
CBG – Also, you need to have a tie-in to a successful movie. Or, as a last resort, a long-running primetime animated TV show.
K – But what money-grubing TV cartoon would be desperate enough to lend its good name to a ride where you only pretend to be on a ride?
CBG – A good point. Surely that would never happen. Well, we can always try for a movie tie-in.

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 21
Reach Level 24 and Build Radioactive Man: The Ride – 0/1 – 2500 tickets, 24 hours, 12 donuts

Comic Book Guy – I doubt these seats will support my ample frame, but as Radioactive Man would say “up and atom”.
CBG – …except, of course, in issue 37 where his catchprase was erroneously printed as “up and at ’em.”
Bart – Cool! A Radioactive Man ride! Let’s go Milhouse!
CBG – Gah! Children, at a them park? Is no place sacred?

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 22
Make Comic Book Guy Rides the Radioactive Man Ride – 0/1 – 4 hrs
Make Bart Ride the Radioactive Man Ride – 0/1 – 4 hrs
Make Milhouse Ride the Radioactive Man Ride – 0/1 – 4 hrs

Comic Book Guy – I have discovered another glaring omission in your park — no mascots.
CBG – Children and creepy adults need someone to sign their autograph books.
Krusty – Right, right. I always get my mascot guys on loan from the prison. Cons work cheap, and they’re used to wearing masks.

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 23
Hire a Krustyland Mascot – 0/1 – Itchy or Scratchy 60 donuts OR Poochie 2500 tickets

Comic Book Guy – And now a subject that is near and dear to my heart: food.
Krusty – No offense, but food is obviously near and dear to every other part of you, too.

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 24
Reach Level 25 and Build the Food Needle – 0/1 – 5000 tickets, 1 day 12 hrs, 18 donuts

Comic Book Guy – All of this consulting has left me famished.
CBG – I will now sample the Food Needle’s offering, which Yelp! describes as: “technically edible,” and “clow-quality food.”
Krusty – My favorite review? “The owner is washed-up. Too bad the tableware isn’t.” Tough but accurate.

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 25
Make Comic Book Guy Eat at the Food Needle – 0/1 – 12 hrs

Nelson will now appear in Krustyland when he’s not doing jobs in Springfield!

Nelson – One ticket for the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show, pleace. I want to see Orky the Orca ride a dirt bike,
Homer – We haven’t built it yet. Come back in twenty-four hours.
N – I don’t think you understand.
N – I enjoy watching marine animals struggle to do people things in exchange for fish. I enjoy it very much. So make it happen.
H – And what if i don’t?
N – Then you won’t progress any further in this dumb game.
H – I guess it’s true what they say — the best bullying comes from a place of honesty.

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 26
Reach Level 26 and Build the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show – 0/1 – 7500 tickets, 1 day 12 hrs, 18 donuts

Lisa – Nelson, don’t you find forcing animals to do tricks kind of… cruel?
Nelson – I never really thought about it. But yeah, the cruelty’s probably what makes it so great.
N – Also, sometimes you get splashed by a gazillion tons of water. You want to check it out with me?
L – The animal activist in me says no… but the eight-year-old in me is intrigued by this splashing you speak of.

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 27
Make Nelson Watch the Stunt Show – 0/1 – 12 hrs
Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show – 0/1 – 12 hrs

Nelson – See, Lisa? I told you the water show was fun.
Lisa – It was a chilling display of man’s heartlessness towards his animal bretheren.
L – And we got soaked!
L – You want to get some cotton candy?
N – Sure! I mean… sure, whatever. I guess.

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 28
Place a Cotton Candy Stand – 0/1 – 400 tickets, instant

Nelson – So, what do you want to do now?
Lisa – I read on the internet that there’s going to be a haunted house in Krustyland…
L – … but according to the data-mined text files, it’s not being released until level 150!
N – Don’t worry — I can bully anything.
N – Hey, game! I’m gonna count down from five…
N – …and if I don’t have that ride when I get to zero, I’m going to mess up your save file.
N – 5…
N – 4…
N – 3…
N – 2…

Congratulations! You just unlocked Krusty’s Haunted Condo!

N – That’s more like it.

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 29
Build Krusty’s Haunted Condo – 0/1 – 10,000 tickets, 24 hours, 12 donuts

Nelson – Right now, I feel like I could beat up the whole world.
N – I guess what I’m trying to say is, even though all girls are super-lame and have garbage personalities, if ever one wasn’t the worst, it’d be you.
N – Or whatever.
Lisa – Awww…

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 30
Make Lisa Tour the Haunted Condo – 0/1 – 8 hrs
Make Nelson Tour the Haunted Condo – 0/1 – 8 hrs

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