Here is the first 10 parts of the Krustyland Quests!

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Krusty – Ugh. Can someone tell me why the same dogs run every race at our track?
K – And why, given that, a TV clown would blow his entire fortune betting on said races?
Lisa – Krusty? You’re Broke?
K – No, broke means you have zero. I am millions in debt. If I was only broke, I’d be the richest jerk on earth.
Bart – Why don’t you just re-open Krustyland and make your money back?
K – Krustyland is a mess. They never tell you how expensive the “maintaince” part of a theme park is.
K – Or how when you don’t pay “maintaince” and one ride topples onto another ride and careens into a crowded midway, it can also be expsensive.
B – Then again, rebuilding Krustyland would be a great way to kill time, and keep people from focusing on more important tasks like work and school.
K – Anything I can do to harm America’s productivity. Let’s do it!
L – Isn’t Krustyland way out of town? How will we get there?
K – Leave that to me! By which I mean, the Sky Finger. Get to it, chump!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 1
Place the Krustyland Shuttle – 0/1 – 50000, instant
Tap the Shuttle and go to Krustyland – 0/1

Krusty – The old Krustyland is a dump. Where am I gonna find a schmuck fakakta enough to clean up this mess.
Homer – Ohh, Yiddish — that often leads to Latkes.
K – Hey hey! Welcome to Krustyland!
K – Stepright up to our newest attration: Grad That Girder Over There and Drag It, Then Every Other Girder, to Somewhere the Truck Can Get to Them More Easily!
H – Long name. Sounds fun!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 2
Make Homer Cleanup Krustyand – 0/1 – 6secs, 12t, 10xp

Homer – I gotta say, Krusty, th girder-dragging ride at Disneyland is better.
H – And why reward me with these stupid tickets? A guy like me is used to getting paid in cold, hard pretend money.
Krusty – Those are Krustyland Tikets! They’re like money but more… fun! Hoo Hoo Ha Ha!
K – Also, you’re going to need those tickets to rebuild the Krustyland Entrance. So hand ’em over!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 3
Build the Krustyland Entrance – 0/1 – 20t, 6 secs

Krusty – The harder it is for people to find their way around a theme park, the less time they spend on its fragile, deadly rides.
K – I need a boneheaded, twisting, counterintuitive layout for this place. Where’s that guy from before?
Homer – Hi, Mr The Klown — I’m that guy from before. I want to once again lodge a complaint about being paid in your personal scrip instead of money.
K – And I look forward to that conversation. Right after you try our latest attraction: Build A Path!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 4
Place Krustyland Paths – 0/4 – FREE

Homer – You know, this theme park is starting to feel a lot like work.
Krusty – But, if I may finish that thought, it’s all worth it when you get your payout of Krustyland Tickets.
H – Is that how that thought finishes? Well, I guess I can’t tell my throughts what to think. Okay, what’s next?
K – Now comes the important stuff.
K – The rides are just a way to bring customers — or, as we call them in the industry, “Fat Dummies Deserving of What They Get” — into the park.
H – I didn’t know we had a nickname! Pretty sweet.
K – But it’s the rigged, unwinnable midway games where you make the real dough.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 5
Place the Ring Toss Game – 0/1 – 35t, instant

Krusty – Okay, Homer, are you ready to run the Ring Toss stall?
Homer – Run it? I want to play!
K – Don’t waste your time… the rings aren’t big enough to land on any of the prizes.
H – Looks easy enough. Just watch. *clink* Whoops. Okay, just one more. *click*
H – One more. *click* One more…
K – Ugh. Looks like I’m going to need someone else to run the stall.

Cletus and Sideshow Mel will now appear in Krustyland when they’re not doing jobs in Springfield!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 6
Make Cletus Run the Ring Toss Stall – 0/1 – 12h, 126t, 100xp
Make Homer Play at the Ring Toss Game – 0/3 – 4h, 52t, 45xp

Bart, Lisa and Kearney will now appear in Krustyland when they’re not doing jobs in Springfield!

Bart – Krusty, you haven’t rebuilt my favorite ride yet. Where’s the infamous Death Drop?
B – You didn’t shut it down just because of one tiny little class action lawsuit filed by five thousand hospitalized children?
Lisa – Ugh. Maybe that one’s better left unbuilt.
Krusty – Actually, its our safest ride.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 7
Build the Death Drop – 0/1 – 300t, 12 hours

Milhouse will now appear in Krustyland when he’s not doing jobs in Springfield!

Bart – The Death Drop is ready! Just look at all that beautiful rust. Race you to it!
Milhouse – I don’t know, Bart. It looks like a big kids ride.
M – Well I suppose I could try it once… if Lisa holds my hand.
Lisa – On the off chance that we survive this ride, no way. I’d never respect my hand again.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8
Make Bart Ride the Death Drop – 0/2 – 30mins, 12t, 10xp
Make Lisa Ride the Death Drop – 0/1 – 30mins, 12t, 10xp
Make Milhouse Ride the Death Drop – 0/1 – 30mins, 12t, 10xp

Bart – Woooo! That was awesome. I’m going to ride it again!
Lisa – I think I’m done for now… what about you, Milhouse?
L – Milhouse?
Milhouse – *vomiting*

Homer – We’ve run out of room to build.
H – Guess I’ll go back to my regular jobs, of which there are now so many it’s a real pain to scroll down the list and find the one you want.
Krusty – Krustyland is out of room? Then you’re in luck — there’s a job for that!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 9
Buy a Krustyland Expansion – 0/1

Homer – All this work is making me hungry. Where can I get some food?
Krusty – We could probably scrape together a decent Krusty Burger from what’s in the freezer.
K – Yup, there’s still some “meat” in there.
H – Mmmmm… scraped, quotation-marks meat.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 10
Reach Level 21 and Build Krustyland Burger – 0/1 – 650t, 24 hours