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The 2013 Thanksgiving event is HERE! Lisa gets an outfit. We get a new character, a casino and A LOT of balloons. A LOT.
Lisa: It’s called “mail.”
Homer: You mean they invented a paper version of electronic mail? Science is amazing! Ooh! A big “mail”! Maybe it’s full of more “paper”.
Lisa: It’s a Sacagawea costume I ordered. I saved up all my Sacagawea dollars to pay for it.
Homer: Honey, the dollar doesn’t have Sacawhoever on it. It has George Washington, the inventor of money.
Lisa: I want to dress up as Sacagewea to celebrate the rich cultural history of Thanksgiving.
Homer: A white girl dressing up like a native American? I don’t know, that sounds a little racist to me.
Lisa: Just give me the costume.
Caesar’s Pow-Wow Casino – 150 dounts – 8h Earns 200c, 22xp – Unlocks CHARACTER – 17×6
Pow-Wow Casino Sign – 40 donuts – 2% – 6×1
Rusty the Clown Parade Balloon – 5400c – +Vanity – 2×2
Poochie Parade Balloon – 20000c – +Vanity – 2×2
Stampy Parade Balloon – 40d – 2%
The Grumple Parade Balloon – 25d – 2%
Scrathy Balloon – 1000c – +Vanity – 2×2
Blinky Balloon – 16500c – +Vanity – 2×2
Snowball 2 Balloon – 15d – .5% – 2×2
Itchy Balloon – 30d – 2% – 2×2
Santa’s Little Helper Balloon – 30000c – +Vanity – 2×2
Lisa: Stop calling me that!
Homer: If I walked around pretending to be W.E.B. Dubois, whoever that is, you’d call ME racist.
Lisa: That’s true… but… because… cultural… something… I SPENT ALL MY MONEY OF THIS COSTUME!!
Homer: Wampum, sweetie. You spent all your wampum on this costume.
Homer: So just because you feel guilty about walking around in a racist costume, I have to suffer?
Lisa: STOP CALL ME RACIST!!!
Homer: How about “racish?” the “ish” means it’s not fully racist, but still a little.
Lisa: Talking to you I fee an even deeper connection with oppressed peoples everywhere.
Homer: Great, maybe you can dress up as them next.
Homer: In the meantime, don’t change the only thing we know about Thanksgiving: THEY ATE TURKEY.
Lisa: *sigh* I’m the only animal rights activist in this whole town.
Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 1
Make Sacagawea Lisa Sulk – 60m, 70c, 17xp
Homer: Hey Apu! Turkey me!
Apu: Oh but that I could turkey you, Mr. Homer.
Homer: TURKEY ME!!!
Apu: Unfortunately none of my usual brands of turkey were delivered. Not the Butterbutts, not the Gobbler Deluxe, not even a single Drumstick King.
Homer: TTTUUURRRKKKEEEYYY MMMEEE!!!!!!
Apu: If you want a Thanksgiving turkey, your only hope is to go to a farm and buy one.
Homer: You mean… ME turkey me?
Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 2
Reach level 6 and Build Cletus’s Farm
Make Homer Find a Nice Turkey at Cletus’s Farm – 2h, 110c, 27xp
Homer: Hey Cletus, hook me up with your fattest most juicy turkey!
Cletus: Want me to kill it and pluck it for ya?
Homer: Why should you have all the fun? I’ve got a beheading axe in the car… barely used.
Cletus: Well, the turkey’s out back. Don’t forget to drain the blood.
Homer: Please. Ending the life of turkeys by draining their blood is my life blood.
Cletus: You a silly feller all right I reckon.
Homer: Hey ding-dong, there’s no turkeys out there. Just meth labs and kids smoking meth. And a lot of meth lying around.
Cletus: My gobblers has been taken?! Oh, this is terrible! I’m so sad, I’m gonna need me a whole lotta meth.
Homer: No Cletus, this is one problem meth can’t solve. Did anything strange happen that could explain the missing turkeys?
Cletus: Couple a nights ago I was milkin’ the cow, and smokin’ meth, in the barn when I see bright lights.
Homer: ALIENS! They must have been kidnapped by aliens!
Kang: Why would we eat the dry meat of turkeys when we can gorge ourselves on the tender flesh of turkey-fattened humans?
Kotos: Turkey-fattened humans are our foie gras!
Homer: What about regular foie gras?
Kang: We would never eat that! It’s cruel!
Homer: Something terrible has happened! I don’t have blood on my hands!
Marge: That sounds like a good thing. Please let it be a good thing.
Homer: No, the blood on my hands that I crave is turkey blood. But all of the live turkeys are missing!
Lisa: What about a vegetarian turkey? A tofurkey? Or a seitan-urkey? Or a spelt-urkey?
Homer: How about a barf-urkey with extra barf sauce and a side of barf stuffing, barf potatoes and barberry jelly with barf pie a la barf for dessert?
Lisa: Vegan food doesn’t taste like bard. Except quinoa.
Homer: Don’t worry, I’ll get back our turkeys. with an old-fashioned turkey hunt.
Homer: Now, where do we keep our dynamite?
Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 3
Make Homer Organize a Search Party for Missing Turkeys – 24h, 600c, 150xp
Moe: Hey Homer…
Homer: I hate you.
Ned: You keep telling me that.
Homer: Also, I need your help.
Homer: Gentlemen. We are about to embark on the most important mission of our lives.
Ned: Oh dear! Did a child go missing? Did an elderly person with dementia wander off?
Moe: Did some kind of monkey with a deadly virus escape from a secret lab and we gotta capture it alive to create an antidote before it turns us into a Planet of the Apes?
Homer: Worse. And different. All of turkeys in Spingfield have gone missing. It’s up to us to hunt them down, otherwise this year’s Thanksgiving will be…
Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 4
Reach Level 15 and Build Moe’s Tavern
Make Moe Hunt for Turkeys – 12h, 420c, 100xp
Make Ned Hunt for Turkeys – 12h, 420c, 100xp
Make Homer Hunt for Turkeys – 12h, 420c, 100xp
Homer: We can’t find the turkeys anywhere!
Ned: God will be so sad that we aren’t eating his blessed creatures on a day celebrating the stealing of a land from his other blessed creatures.
Moe: On the bright side, I did find a diseased monkey that might or might not have turned us in a Planet of the Apes. I hired it to work the bar.
Homer: I think it’s time to face facts. This Thanksgiving, we won’t be eating anything with a face.
Ned: It just doesn’t feel like Thanksgiving without turkey.
Homer: Deliciously decapitated turkey.
Moe: With sauces made from its death drippings.
Homer: Let’s face it. Without a dead turkey, it’s Thanksgiving itself that’s dead.
Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5
Make Springfielders Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving – 0/10 – 4h, 175c, 45xp
Lisa: Everyone seems to think Thanksgiving is all about gluttony and ceaseless consumption.
Lisa: A sparse, frugal and healthy meal of steamed Swiss Chard and assorting other international chards should cure them of their obsession with meat.
Lisa: Without dead flesh in their stomachs, Springfielders will experience a heightened sense of peace and well-being.
Lisa: And so will I… as I hang out with the living turkeys I’ve hidden in the brown house!
Lisa: *sneaky chuckle*
Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 6
Make Sacagawea Lisa Card for Kidnapped Turkeys – 24h, 600c, 150xp
Lisa: Oh no! The turkeys are gone!
Lisa: They must have escaped while I was feeling self-satisfied!
Turkey: *Gobble gobble*
Lisa: Except this little gobbler, who fell asleep listening to one of my many tiresome speeches to myself.
Lisa: Don’t worry little turkey! I’ll find your friends and save them from becoming a part of this carnivorous festival of death!
Lisa: Oh… my self-involved monologue must have put him to sleep.
Lisa: Maybe I can get some help from someone who actually knows about animals, instead of just talking about them all the time.
Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 7
Make Sacagawea Lisa Take a Field Trip to Cletus’s Farm – 2h, 110c, 27xp
Lisa: Cletus, could you share your country wisdom so that I might find some escaped turkeys?
Cletus: Don’t you patronize me.
Cletus: I know when a city feller is talking down to me. I’m country, not stupid.
Lisa: You’re right…. I’m sorry. You’re not stupid.
Cletus: I’m just joshin’ ya. I is stupid! Powerful stupid!
Cletus: To catch a Turkey, you’d need a Turkey caller.
Lisa: Do you have a turkey caller I can… borrow?
Cletus: Borrow? That’s communist talk! I’ll trade you one for some of those foot-bags you got.
Lisa: You mean shoes?
Cletus: No! Your foot bags!!!
Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 8
Make Cletus Whittle a Turkey Caller – 12h, 420c, 100xp