Simpsons Tapped Out: Krustyland Quests: The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 11 to 20

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This post covers parts 11 to 20 of the Krustyland Expansion for Simpsons Tapped Out.

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Homer – Hey! Who are all these people?
Krusty – The dregs of humanity… or as we call them here at Krustyland, customers.
K – As we rebuild Krustyland there’s gonna be more and more of these losers streaming in.
H – I don’t follow…
K – As you improved Krustyland, the park’s rating on the Krust-O-Meter goes up.
K – A higher Krust-O-Meter rating means more paying customers!
Lisa – So you’re saying as the Krust-O-Meter increases, more people will show up at the park?
K – Yep, and when they use the rides they’ll accumulate tickets. Just tap on them to collect!
H – Free tickets? What a meaningless enticement. Count me in!

Homer – Woo Hoo! Krusty Burger, here I come!
Milhouse – Hey, Bart! Let’s grab a Laffy Meal! It comes with a toy from the movie Green Lantern 2: Seriously, a Second Green Lantern?
Bart – I’ll go on the Death Drop, while you eat a Laffy Meal. We’ll see who barfs first!

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 11
Make Homer Eat at Krustyland Burger – 0/1 – 30 min
Make Bart Ride the Death Drop – 0/1 – 30 min
Make Milhouse Eat at Krustyland Burger – 0/1 – 30 min

Martin, Skinner & Otto will now appear in Krustyland when they’re not doing jobs in Springfield!

Bart – Hey, what gives?
B – People have been on these rides all day and nobody’s dead. We’ve come to expect a good deal more maiming from our beloved Krusyland.
B – I don’t want to grow up to be one of those guys who doesn’t have a childhood story about the kid he knew who died at an amusement park.
Martin – Hello, Bartholomew! Fancy a go on the ol’ Death Drop with yours truly?
B – Come on, Krusty — if Martin’s having fun in your park, you KNOW you’re doing something wrong!
Krusty – Everybody chill out.
K – If you want excitement, if you want hair-raising peril, just wait ’til you see my next attraction… the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall!
B – Oy vey.

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 12
Place the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall – 0/1 – 500 tickets, instant build
Make Martin Try Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy – 0/1 – 60 min

Martin – Take THAT!… and THAT!
Cletus – Ow! Hey! You’re only allowed to throw balls at the little men!
M – I’m sorry, Mr. Carny. I have a lot of pent-up anger due to my unpopularity and constant targeting by bullies at school.
Bart – Maybe you should look for a doctor, Martin.
M – Thank you, Bart. That’s excellent advice.
Hibbert – Ow! Hey! Who’s throwing balls at me?

Homer Start
Bart – Krusty, you’ve lost your edge.
Krusty – Don’t say that, kid! I’m an afternoon TV Clown.
K – If I’m not making my living on the bleeding edge, my audience of six-year-ols will find someone who is!
K – Here, you want danger? You want risk? How about…

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 13
Reach Level 22 and Build Sleeping Itchy’s Castle – 0/1 – 1000 tickets, 24 hours, 12 donuts

Krusty – Okay, I admit it! The new Krustyland is safe, family-friendly, and all the other horrible things you say!
K – The guy I suckered into building it just did too good a job. And now I have to find a way to live with the excellent results.
K – I never wanted to be in the business of pleasing people, but that’s the hand I was dealt.
K – So I’m going with it — Krustyland is going to be the People-Pleasing-est Place on Earth!
K – I’m going to be the first clown in history to make people happy!

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 14
Make Krusty Get Serious – 0/1 – 8 hrs

Homer – Hey, I think this Ring Toss game is RIGGED!
Krusty – I’ve told you that a hundred times! Look, forget it. From now on, no more cheating our schmucks. I mean, our “valued customers.”
K – Though it makes my pancake makeup-caked skin crawl to say it, let’s build a game that isn’t rigged. A real people-pleaser.

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 15
Place Sideshow You – 0/1 – 1000 tickets, instant

Krusty – Now any jerk — I mean, “respected patron” — can waltz in and get free Tickets.
Homer – Don’t mind if I do!

You can now play the Ballon Pop game for free Tickets!
Just tap on Sideshow You and get popping!

Comic Book Guy will now appear in Krustyland when they’re not doing jobs in Springfield!

Comic Book Guy – Excuse me? I wish to commemorate my visit here by purchasing Krustyland collectibles. Where are they for sale?
Krusty – Uh, nowhere. I’m trying this new thing where I treat my customers good. And everyone knows collectibles are a huge rip-off, right?
CBG – On the contrary. With the rise of the modern nerd, limited-edition plastic crap is now a safer investment than gold.
CBG – I have mint-in-box vinyl-caped Jawa that is worth more than Delaware.
CBG – Besides, shopping is all this country is good at anymore. Might as well play to our strength.
K – One shop, coming up!

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 16
Reach Level 23 and Build the Gift Shop – 0/1 – 1750 tickets, 24 hours, 12 donuts

Krusty – Hey, you seem to know a lot about theme parks. You want to help me make Krustyland the best it can be?
Comic Book Guy – Not now, I’m shopping for toys.
K – Right. But I’m offering you a highly-paid–
CBG – SHOPPING!

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 17
Make Comic Book Guy Visit the Gift Shop – 0/1 – 60 min

Krusty – Uhh, these people are pigs! There’s trash all over the place!
Lisa – Maybe we should build some garbage cans. And a recycling station, so people can reduce their carbon footprints.
K – Recycling? Isn’t that what you do to jokes, gags and bits?
L – You can also do it to trash.
K – Sounds expensive. Let’s stick with the garbage cans.

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 18
Place Garbage Bins – 0/3 – 100 tickets each

Wiggum, Moleman and Squeaky-Voice Teen will now appear in Krustyland when they’re not doing jobs in Springfield!

Wiggum – Hold on just a second there, Krusty.
W – I’m here to inspect your rides. And if I know Krustyland, they’re not going to be up to snuff.
W – I just hope SOMEONE doesn’t leave an envelope of money lying around, where it easily could bribe me.
Krusty – Actually, Chief, the fella who rebuilt all my rides did a great job. It feels weird to say this, but I think my park is legal.
W – Oh. Well, that stinks. What’s the point of having lawmen if they’re not out there on the street collecting bribes?
K – If you like, I could fake-bribe you with near-worthless park tickets.
W – Gee, would ya? That’d be swell.

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 19
Make Wiggum Collect Krustyland Bribes – 0/1 – 4 hrs

Wiggum – So, I can spend these tickets anywhere in Krustyland, right?
Krusty – Anywhere at all! Blackout dates apply, some attractions excluded, prices subject to the whims of an oft-drunk clown.
W – Sounds great!

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 20
Make Wiggum Eat at Krustyland Burger – 0/1 – 30 mins
Make Wiggum Take Part in a Sing-Along – 0/1 – 8 hrs

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