Simpsons Tapped Out: Krustyland Quests: The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 31 to 41 (END)

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This is a full guide for quests 31 to 41 for the new Krustyland expansions in Simpsons Tapped Out.

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Lisa – Wow. The Haunted Condo really scared you, huh, Nelson? You’re shaking like a leaf, and you’re wearing your warmest vest.
Nelson – I don’t like ghosts. If you try to punch one, your hand goes right through it. How does one bully that which cannot be pounded upon?
L – Huh. That’s actually a very insightful answer.
N – Shut up! YOU’RE an insightful answer!
L – Why thank you.
N – What — did I say something nice? I hate it when I do that. Let’s just agree to stick to normal rides from now on.

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 31
Reach Level 27 and Build Scratchy’s Flea Dipper – 0/1 – 12,000 tickets, 1 day 12 hours, 18 donuts

Nelson – Lisa, I’m getting on the Flea Dipper now, and I don’t want you to follow.
Lisa – Are you breaking up with me?
N – These last few missions we’ve shared have made me very happy… but that’s something a bully can never be. Anger is my livelihood.
L – I have to admit it — you seem calmer. More rational.
N – The technical term is “wussified,” and it has to stop. The weak need to be tormented, and the job falls to me. Goodbye, Lisa.

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 32
Make Nelson Ride Scratchy’s Flea Dipper – 0/1 – 12 hrs
Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show – 0/1 – 12 hrs

Carl and Lenny will now appear in Krustyland when they’re not doing jobs in Springfield!

Carl – Hey, how come there’s no Viking Boat ride at Krustyland?
Krusty – I ‘unno. Because shut up?
C – Hey, I’m Icelandic. If you don’t put a Viking Boat ride, that’s discrimination!
Lenny – And I’m his friend, so I’m being discrimiated too!
L – Maybe we should tell the press Krustyland is prejudiced against both Icelanders and friends.
Comic Book Guy – Quickly, appease them! Bad publicity is death to a theme park! Just ask PaulaDeanWorld, KidnapLand, and Universal Studios: Jalalabad!
K – Sure, whatever. But this whole deal was a lot more fun when I hated my customers.

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 33
Reach Level 28 and Build the Viking Boat – 0/1 – 16,000 tickets, 24 hrs, 12 donuts

Krusty – All right, I finshed your dumb ride. Up you go.
Carl – Oh, I never ride Viking Boats. Not with my stomach. I just wanted to make you build one.
K – I said, GET ON THE BOAT.
Lenny – Are you aiming a gun at us?
K – I sure am. Any I’m prepared to use it. Maybe even make jokes about it. Or the organization that lobbies on behalf of it.
C – Look, shoot us if you want. But don’t make a joke at the NRA’s expense. They can’t take it, and I don’t want to listen to their whining.
K – Yeah, you’d think people with guns would have a thicker skin. But you’re still getting on that boat.

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 34
Make Carl Ride the Viking Boat – 0/1 – 4 hrs
Make Lenny Ride the Viking Boat – 0/1 – 4 hrs

Carl – Hey, Krusty! How come there’s no vegetarian options on your menus? You got something against Buddhists?
Lenny – Once again, we’re feeling pretty discrimitized.
Krusty – Fellas, please. I’ll let you in on a secret. If you want vegetarian, order the Meatlover’s Meatgasm. There’s not actually any meat in it.
K – Unless you consider a really, really smart fungus to be meat.

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 35
Make Carl Eat at the Food Needle – 0/1 – 12 hrs
Make Lenny Eat at the Food Needle – 0/1 – 12 hrs

Comic Book Guy – And now for the final element that every great theme park needs — an attached hotel and convention center.
Krusty – Wait a second. It’s one thing to have to be nice to people all day, but now I have to be nice to them all night too?

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 36
Build the Krustyland Hotel – 0/1 – 20,000 tickets, 2 days, 24 donuts

Krusty – I’ve done everything you asked. I’ve built a world-class them park… and I’ve never been so miserable.
Comic Book Guy – Ony one thing remains —
Carl – We’d like a room for the night in the Krustyland Hotel, please.
K – Hold on a second!
K – What do you mean, one thing remains? I thought I was done.
CBG – Now you simply need to work 24-7 to ensure that Krustyland upholds the high standards I’ve set.
CBG – Making sure that each and every guest has a magical stay and leaves completely satisfied.
Lenny – A room, please?
K – SHUT UP!
K – Aw, that’s it. I’m not going to spend my life making other people happy.
K – I’m a clown! I’m in it for the money! Krustyland is going back to the dump it was!
C – Excuse me?
K – Here! Take the room!

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 37
Make Lenny Stay at the Krustyland Hotel – 0/1 – 24 hrs
Make Carl Stay at the Krustyland Hotel – 0/1 – 24 hrs

Krusty – Homer! Hey, Homer! I’m fed up with the quality of your work!
Homer – I thought I was doing a great job!
K – That’s the problem! Krustyland isn’t Disneyland — we’re crap and we’re proud.
K – The only thrill my ancient rides can possibly offer is not knowing if you’ll survive them.
K – If they’re assembled right, with bolts and screws and following instructions, where’s the fun? I need you to do a crappier job!
K – And to help with that, how about we build a new attraction: a “Crappy-Job-Doer-Enabler,” if you will.

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 38
Reach Level 29 and Build the Duff Pavilion – 0/1 – 25,000 tickets, 1 day 12 hrs, 18 donuts

Homer – Woo hoo! Beer, here I come!
Krusty – Drunk up, pal! That’s the finest beer Duff has to offer… for what I was willing to pay.
K – Which was virtually nothing. I’m saying it’s not good beer. Swill. Really.
H – Hmmm… it’s bland, watery, colorless, odorless…
H – Just the way a true American likes it!

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 39
Make Homer Visit the Duff Pavilion – 0/1 – 60 mins

Homer – Thanks for the too much beer, Bozo. Whaddaya want [hic!] me to build now?
Krusty – Only our most dangerous intricate, and poorly-designed ride… the Tooth Chipper!
H – Okey-doke. Do you have a toolbox or something? If I’m building a rollercoaster, I could use a good sledgehammer.
K – Now, now. If Drunky has a wrench, Drunky might screw the bolts together too tight. And we don’t want that.

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 40
Build the Tooth Chipper – 0/1 – 32,000 tickets, 5 days, 60 donuts

Bart – I can’t believe it — the fabled Tooth Chipper. The ride that killed three Presidents… The only coaster designed by a team of serial killers…
B – Let me at it!
Krusty – You were right about my park, kid. And if you’re going on the Chipper… it was nice knowing’ ya!
B – See you on the other side!

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 41
Make Bart Ride The Tooth Chipper – 0/1 – 24 hrs

Krusty – Looks like Krustyland is finally back to her former glory… and posting in the black for a change, too.
Homer – Wait, what and I supposed to do with all these extra Tickets?
Lisa – Dad, didn’t you know you can exchange them at the Krustyland Entrance?
H – You mean I can cash this fake virtual money in for real virtual money?!
H – Woo Hoo!

You can now exchange your Tickets for Cash at the Krustyland Entrance!
30,000 tickets = $100,000
16,000 tickets = $50,000
5,000 tickets = $15,000
3,500 tickets = $10,000

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