Released: 10/23/13

Level 36 is here! Right smack dab in the middle of the Halloween event. This update adds Dolph as a free character and Jimbo as a Premium (120 donuts). The Arcade (Dolph) building and the premium Museum of Natural History (100 donuts). There is also one new docoration, the Stolen Bumper Car at 760 cash. Check out the full quest line for the main level 36 line and also for all premium additions after the break.

Nelson Starts
Nelson: I’m not feeling school today. Even the wedgies seem…. educational.
Jimbo: Yeah, I’ve started calculating the potential return on reinvesting lunch money in the current marketplace.
Jimbo: Let’s get out of here before we learn anything!
Kearney: My kid’s at daycare until three, so I’m in.
Nelson: Hey, I only heard two yesses. Where’s Dolph?
Jimbo: At the arcade. He’s been wasting his time playing some mindless video games for nonexistent rewards.
Nelson: He’s really good. He’s on level 36, but I’m only on level 21.

Running With The Bullies Pt. 1
Build the Noise Land Video Arcade – 247,500c – 24h build

Dolph Starts
Dolph: This Turbo Bully 2 game is totally unrealistic. Three gut punches are way stronger than a double wedgie.
Dolph: And I wasted a ton of money on Interactive Wall Street. Man, I hate social commentary.
Nelson: Let’s go not live up to our potential somewhere else. You got a lighter?
Dolph: Nah, but the Kwik-E-Mart’s got them on four-finger discount.
Nelson: Okay, I’ll keep Apu busy with my patented Nelson diversion – dropping a Squishee on the floor.

Running With The Bullies Pt. 2
Make Nelson Shop At Kwik E Mart – 60m, 70c, 17xp
Make Dolph Shoplift – 60m, 70c, 17xp

Marge Starts
Marge: Bart Simpsons, it’s time to do something fun that you’ve been avoiding all day – clean your room.
Bart: Wish I could but I’ve got actual fun to do.
Marge: We’ll make it a game – folding clothes lets you move two squares, removing anything with mold transports you to vacuum city where you battle the dust bunnies.
Marge: For every piece of clothing that goes into the hamper, you get three health points and matching socks take you to the toy chest surprise…
Marge: Oh wait, he’s gone.

Running With The Bullies Pt. 3
Make Bart Skateboard – 4h, 175c, 45xp

Dolph: The cops are on to us! Cheese it! They can smell our fear… or more likely, our Squishees.
Nelson: I can’t move that fast. I’m loaded down with factory damaged Krusty O’s. They’re sharp!
Bart: Hey guys, I thought you said running was for losers, chumps, and Usain Bolt.
Nelson: Buzz off, Simpson – we’ve gotta find a place to lay low fast.
Bart: Then allow me to be your accomplice. I know your the perfect spot.

Running With The Bullies Pt. 4
Make Bart Hide Out in the Brown House – 24h, 600c, 150xp
Make Nelson Hide Out in the Brown House – 24h, 600c, 150xp
Make Dolph Hide Out in the Brown House – 24h, 600c, 150xp

Nelson: Nice move, Simpson. I almost regret giving you that swirlie.
Bart: You said there was a spider in my hair!
Nelson: Smell ya later, dork.

Nelson Starts
Nelson: I can’t take any more learning. Each time I learn a state capital I forget a cuss word.
Nelson: Let’s ditch and get the huck to Trenton!
Nelson: Wait, that’s not right….
Dolph: I can’t – I’m in the Betsy Roos These Colors Do Run 5K today. I’m heavily favored for fourth place!
Nelson: I understood very little of that sentence. What about you, Simpson?
Bart: I’ve waited my entire life for this.
Dolph: You’re asking him? He doesn’t even slouch properly!
Nelson: Whatever. Have fun not earning a medal, Starbeam.

Running With The Bullies Pt. 5
Make Nelson Play Guitar – 8h, 275c, 70xp
Make Bart Skip School – 8h, 275c, 70xp
Make Dolph Torment Classmates – 8h, 275c, 70xp

Bart Starts
Bart: Guys, want to see my new skateboard trick? I call it the Roundhouse Bartwheel.
Jimbo: Who wants to watch Simpson break his neck?
Kearney: I’m hoping. I’m hoping for carnage.
Dolph: I’m hoping for embarrassment. Bones heal but emotional damage lasts forever.

Running With The Bullies Pt. 6
Make Bart Skateboard – 4h, 175c, 45xp

Nelson Starts
Nelson: Nice moves, Simpson, but Dolph is already our gang’s daredevil.
Dolph: That’s right. I turn on my cell phone like ten minutes before the plane lands.
Bart: But I’m cool! Just give me a chance to prove it.
Dolph: Fine. Come trash the Kwik-E-Mart with me and we’ll see who causes the most mayhem.
Bart: Or we could see who can write the most strongly worded comment card for the Kwik-E-Mart’s suggestion box?
Nelson: Haw Haw. Chicken!
Bart: I’m not a chicken! I’m just saying I know some harsh action words.

Running With The Bullies Pt. 7
Make Dolph Vandalize the Kwik-E-Mart – 12h, 420c, 100xp
Make Bart Vanadalize the Kwik-E-Mart – 12h, 420c, 100xp

Nelson Starts
Nelson: You really outdid yourself, Dolph. The colors, the shading, the depth of your trash job really shows.
Nelson: But I think Simpson’s graffiti’s got you beat. He put the art in Simpson.
Bart: Thank guys, I was going for a small man’s view of a larger, uncaring world. With butts.
Dolph: What? No damaged merchandise, no broken displays, no stolen goods. Is this even a misdemeanor?
Dolph: Forget you guys — I’m out of here!

Running With The Bullies Pt. 8
Make Dolph Act Out Aggression – 12h, 420c, 100xp

Dolph: Bart Simpson thinks he’s so cool with his skateboard and 90’s catchphrases.
Dolph: I can have a catchphrase too! Like… “slam it down, Liberace!” Ok, maybe not that one.
Dolph: I’ll show the gang what a wuss Bart is once and for all.

Dolph Starts
Dolph: Hey, Bart.
Bart: Hey Dolph. Come back for another art lesson?
Dolph: Just wanted you to know that the guys are starting to think you’re lame. And stupid. And have a fat head.
Dolph: But maybe you could change their minds if you did something awesome, like trash the kitchen at Luigi’s.
Bart: Wow, that’s really specific. But sure, thanks for the advice, Dolph.
Dolph: Heh, no problem.

Running With The Bullies Pt. 9
Make Bart Mess with Luigi’s Recipe – 8h, 275c, 70xp

Luigi: Mamma-mia! My spaghet, it’s a-ruined!

Fat Tony Starts
Fat Tony: Ah, the perfect evening to indulge in my two favorite Italian traditions – pasta and extortion.
Fat Tony: Luigi, tell me, how is business?
Fat Tony: By which I mean, I’m here to collect my ‘consultation fee’, ‘protection tariff’, and ‘defensive tax.’
Fat Tony: You know you’d save more money if you bundled.
Luigi: It’s no good. Someone trashed my kitchen. All my horse meat, she is ruined.
Fat Tony: Hmm. Nobody threatens local businesses except for me. And in your case maybe the health inspector.

Running With The Bullies Pt. 10
Make Fat Tony Have a Dinner Special at Luigi’s – 4h, 175c, 45xp

Fat Tony Starts
Fat Tony: You’re right, Luigi, the food was truly disgusting. Worse than usual even.
Fat Tony: I’ll ask around in the community and find out who sabotaged your kitchen.
Fat Tony: And then I will make them suffer… just as I had to suffer by eating here tonight.

Running With The Bullies Pt. 11
Make Business Owners Check in with Fat Tony – 0/5 – 12h, 420c, 100xp
>> Apu
>> Comic Book Guy
>> Dr. Nick
>> Professor Frink
>> Lugash
Make Fat Tony Check in with Business Owners – 12h, 420c, 100xp

Fat Tony: My sources point to a gang of schoolyard bullies. Looks like they just graduated to the big leagues.
Fat Tony: Legs, Louie, I want you to find these kids and give them a lesson in economics. Make sure it doesn’t go over their heads.
Legs: Finally some acknowledgement for my Masters in Fiscal Studies. All those night school classes.
Louie: I think he just wants us to shake ’em down, Legs. But we’re all still proud of you.

Running With The Bullies Pt. 12
Make Legs Threaten the Bullies – 8h, 275c, 70xp
Make Louie Threaten the Bullies – 8h, 275c, 70xp

Nelson: Hey Simpson! A couple of mobsters just shook us down for our shake-down money. You know how much I hate irony.
Jimbo: They said you trashed Luigi’s. And I was only two stamps away from a free chicken parm!
Bart: It was Dolph’s idea!
Nelson: If Dolph told you to jump off a bridge would you do it? Get him, Jimbo and toss him off a bridge!

Running With The Bullies Pt. 13
Make Bart Hide from Bullies – 24h, 600c, 150xp

Bart: Man, I don’t know what’s worse, running from the mob or the bullies. Well, the mob obviously. What am I going to do?

Dolph: Hey Bart, hold up a sec.
Bart: What do you want me to do this time, Dolph?
Bart: Steal the head of Jebediah Springfield, because a national enemy of Australia, sell my soul?
Bart: Well, you can’t because I already did those.
Dolph: Look, I set you up at Luigi’s but I thought the mob would just rough you up a bit, maybe cut off a few fingers.
Dolph: But now they’re after all our fingers! And just when Kearney’s hand modeling career was taking off.
Bart: This is bad. Why didn’t anyone ever try to warn me that there could be repercussions for my bad behavior?
Dolph: Don’t worry — I’ve got an idea! Let’s get some of those honor roll dweebs to think of an idea for us?

Running With The Bullies Pt. 14
Make Bart Get Help from Lisa – 12h, 420c, 100xp
Make Lisa Help Bart – 12h, 420c, 100xp
Make Dolph Get Help from Martin – 12h, 420c, 100xp
Make Martin Help Dolph – 12h, 420c, 100xp

Lisa: Martin and I don’t like being forced into solving your problems.
Lisa: But we do like solving problems, so we came up with a plan anyway.
Martin: To rectify the situation we must incorporate a method of rapid profit generation to replace lost revenue for the establishment in question.
Dolph: I want to hit you but I don’t understand why.
Lisa: Bart hurt Fat Tony’s profits, so we make it up to him by drumming up lots of business for Luigi’s.
Bart: Way to go, sis! You’ve done it again.
Lisa: You know, for most sisters, rescuing their brother from the mob would be out of the ordinary.

Lisa: To do list time! Step one – make a to do list. Step two – tell Bart and Dolph about to do list. Check.
Lisa: Step three – Dolph, you distract the gang from finding Bart. Step four – Bart, you make things right with Fat Tony.
Bart: Can’t I just start my own civilization down in the sewers?
Lisa: No Bart! Tell him our plan. When he sees how it will benefit Luigi, he’s sure to let you off the hook.
Bart: Okay. And then I go live in the sewers?
Lisa: Just go!

Running With The Bullies Pt. 15
Make Fat Tony Take a Legitimate Business Meeting – 30m, 40c, 10xp
Make Bart Attend a Legitimate Business Meeting – 30m, 40c, 10xp

Fat Tony: Bart Simpson, I admire the courage it took for you to come to me… and your casual but stylish attire.
Fat Tony: I am willing to break only one of your legs now and leave the other until we see if your plan works.
Bart: The plan kind of needs both of my legs unbroken, sir.
Fat Tony: You drive a hard bargain, Mr. Simpson. But very well.
Fat Tony: Zero legs upfront… but three legs later if you plan fails. Capeesh?

Dolph: Okay, Poindexter, one more time, explain to me how this is all supposed to work.
Martin: It’s quite simple.
Martin: Using elementary perceptive and emotional cues, we establish subliminal suggestions to Springfield’s recreational population.
Bart: Lisa? Translation?
Lisa: You and Dolph will use advertising and publicity stunts to get people to eat at Luigi’s.
Martin: My rhetoric was clearly miscommunicated if it’s implications weren’t identical to that.
Bart: Lisa?
Lisa: That’s what he was trying to say.

Running With The Bullies Pt. 16
Make Citizens Eat at Luigi’s – 0/20 – 8h, 275c, 70xp
(Best part is you can get Luigi to Eat at Luigi’s. LOL)

Lisa: Martin, look! It’s working! People are going to Luigi’s!
Martin: Of course it’s working. Another classic example of psychologically induced herd mentality!
Lisa: It’s amazing how advertising works on people. It’s just like pushing a button… 20 times on a screen.

Bart: Hey guys, I saved the day! I guess this makes us even, right? Why are you making a fist, Nelson?
Nelson: *gut punch*
Bart: Oofff!
Nelson: There. Now, we’re even. Come on, let’s get out of here before he thinks he’s one of us again.
Dolph: Later, Bart.

Running With The Bullies Pt. 17
Make Nelson Laugh t the Mishaps of Others – 24h, 600c, 150xp
Make Dolph Loiter with an Adult Magazine – 24h, 600c, 150xp

COMPLETE

Looking for our quest guide for the Museum of Natural History? Well you won’t find one because there isn’t one. There also doesn’t appear to be any jobs. So pretty much insane at 100 donuts.

Noise Land Video Arcade – Dolph – Every 12h earns 200c, 20xp – 247,500c
Museum of Natural History – 100 donuts – Every 24h earns 500c, 45xp
Jimbo – 120 donuts
Stolen Bumper Car – 760c