Simpsons Tapped Out: Halloween 2013 Event – Kang & Kodos

Kang Unlocked.

Kang: Peaceful greetings, puny human!
Lisa: A real live alien! Welcome to Earth, friend!
Kang: Let us live in friendship, and let us not deploy the beacon that summons the Rigelian invasion fleet!
Lisa: Uh… okay.
Kang: That’s one thing I wish you not to worry about. No one is deploying any beacons!

We Come in Pieces! Pt. 1
Make Kang Deploy the Beacon – 12h, 600c, 150xp

Lisa Starts
Lisa: Mr Alien, sir–
Kang: Please, call me Kang the Enslaver of Worlds! How can I help, friend human?
Lisa: There are so many problems with Earth: global warming, polluted water supplies, and, worst of all, gluten.
Lisa: Do you have any advanced technology that could heal the planet?
Kang: Of course! Let me just get it over here.

We Come in Pieces! Pt. 2
Make Kang Activate the Beacon – 10m, 26c, 7xp

Lisa Starts
Lisa: Mr. Kang, according to Salon, the planet is still doomed. I thought you were going to help us?
Kang: Give everyone these alien power crystals. This will protect them from all future calamities.
Lisa: This appears to be common table salt.
Kang: Don’t be idiotic! What would be the point of salting humans?

We Come in Pieces! Pt. 3
Make Kang Properly Season Humans – 8h, 350c, 90xp

Kang Starts
Kang: Bwa-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-haaaa!
Lisa: What’s so funny?
Kang: The Rigellian fleet will be here in moments! You are about to become dinner!
Lisa: Seriously? You’d fly all the way across the galaxy just to eat us?
Kang: Of course! In all the universe, there is no food as well-marbled as the American human!

We Come in Pieces! Pt. 4
Make Kang 8-Hour Evil Laugh – 8h, 420c, 105xp

Lisa Starts
Lisa: Excuse me? Your beacon is beeping.
Kang: Huh. It appears my Message of Summoning didn’t go through to the invasion fleet.
Homer: Yeah, reception kinda stinks here in New Springfield. I’m working on it.
Kang: Please, sit patiently while I resend the message that signals your doom.
Homer: No way! Come on, follow puny humans — get him!

We Come in Pieces! Pt. 5
Make Kang Run from Puny Humans – 24h, 1000c, 225xp

Once you have built the Ultrahouse 2 Kodos will start flying around your city in his spaceship.

Frink: We must construct the Frink Ray Gun immediately!

You can buy a Ray Gun from the Store and startle Kodos out of his complacency.

Kodos: I’m not concerned. Humans are known thoughout the galaxy for being too cheap to spend donuts on ray guns.

Ray Gun – Building – Req: Build Ultrahouse 2 – 3.75% Bonus – 150 donuts – 10×6 size

Tap the Ray Gun to shoot down Kodos.

Kodos: I knew we should have paid for the ray-gun-proof undercoating!

YOU HAVE TO TAP THE GUN WHEN KODOS IS ABOVE IT TO GET A HIT ON HIS SPACESHIP.
AFTER HITTING THE FIRST TIME.

Kodos: Pathetic earthling. Thanks to my top-of-line spaceship armor, it will take at least 100 shots to knock me from the sky. 99 to go…

AFTER 3 HITS.

Kodos: Arg! That armor salesman lied to me. Oh, why did I buy it from Zarkon the Unreliable?!
Frink: Good hoyven moyven! He couldn’t have crashed into a school or hospital instead of my precious Ray Gun?
Frink: I put another in storage, but don’t start thinking I’m made of Ray Guns.

Kodos Unlocked!

Kodos Starts
Kodos: PUNK HUMANS! There is still the devastating power of our single, steam-powered, flying saucer!
Lisa: Oh no! So with that you can defeat Earth’s thousands of nuclear missiles and millions of jets, tanks and soldiers?
Kodos: Um… PUNY HUMANS! I come in peace.

The Day Springfield Stood Still Pt. 1
Make Kodos Act Harmless – 24h, 1000c, 225xp

Kodos: Worthless human, can your ignorant mind recommend a good place to hibernate?
Cletus: Why it’s the Giant Octosquid What Fell From The Sky! If I help you, will you grant me three wishes?
Kodos: My replicator will produce anything you desire, except donuts. That would ruin the in-game economy and make it not fun — trust me.
Cletus: Well, when I need a nap, usually enjoy me the quiet of the big book building.
Kodos: A building full of books? You store your knowledge in one place?
Kodos: Why I can absorb all of your Earth knowledge and use it to DESTROY YOUR PLANET!
Cletus: You’re need one of them fancy library cards first.

The Day Springfield Stood Still Pt. 2
Reach level 12 and Build the Springfield Library
Make Kodos Read Grade 4 Science Books – 4h, 260c, 70xp

Kodos Starts
Bart: So how are you going to terrify us this time? Laser whips? Ultraprobes? Space karaoke?
Kodos: DO NOT MOCK SPACE KARAOKE! It’s something to do when you’re stuck in hyperwarp watching the same 15 DVDs over and over again.
Kodos: Now, you will learn to fear the impressive majesty of Rigellian technology. Behold THIS!

The Day Springfield Stood Still Pt. 3
Make Kodos Demonstrate Superior Technology – 60m, 105c, 26xp

Bart: That’s a baby toy. And it’s been boring babies since it was invented.
Kodos: Well…we had them first!

Kodos Starts
Kodos: Kang, you must hide me. I have been embarrassed… in front of a child.
Kang: We stick out on this planet. There is only one person you could disguise yourself as and not be recognized. Me!
Kodos: Very well.
Kodos: But if this is a trick to get me to pay your gambling debts again, I shall not be pleased.

The Day Springfield Stood Still Pt. 4
Make Kodos Impersonate Kang – 8h, 420c, 105xp

Kang Starts
Kodos: You know Kang, it’s starting to feel like we might be here for a while.
Kang: Such a statement of truth. At least, Kodos, we have each other.
Kodos: Yes. Now let us begin the disgusting and laborious process of feeding on each other!

Just the Two of Us
Make Kang and Kodos Exchange Long Protein Strings – 10h, 0c, 0xp